Hi
Just testing the waters to see who is out there.
Im looking for someone who is genuine, intelligent and has a good sense of humour - being genuine is very important to me.
So fellas if you have your cock out on your profile pic then sorry you dont even get past go!! Lol
Im no prude but jesus put it away!! You gotta leave sommat for the imagination...
I am a fun loving affectionate mature lady who works hard but enjoys holidays, good food and wine and laughing. Looking for someone that has a wicked sense of humour. No posing with giant fish wtf makes u think you look appealing holding a slimy ugly carp. No 24/7 footsie fans. If it's your life then no room for anyone else. I don't mind footy or f1 in moderation. I...
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
So many questions, so little time.
"what are you looking for?"
"do you wanna f*ck?"
"what are you into?"
"do you like younger-older guys?"
(..and so on.)
Please understand, and respect, that - if I wanted to tell you, then I would. (or will, accordingly)
I'm also not into being pounced on the second - minute I log on site. I don't have all day+ to sit here and chat...
Married woman looking for single guys or a small group of guys aged between 30 and 50 with no exceptions, white British or African American only, no Asians, must be local and within 30 miles. I'm a plus size woman with 40FF boobs and proper curves, we never break our own rules and I never play alone, not looking for pic collectors or wanna be porn stars, just good clean...
I'll put this first and last on my profile as you guys aren't reading it! You're ONLY looking at my titties and NOT reading my profile!!! This NEW pic of me is when I was in my YOUNGER days and before my kids and before all my shape went EVERYWHERE!!!
As my name says, I am a plain Jane but, I do like to play with willy's. No sex as...
A bit about me and why I am on the site. Update - Only looking for a guy to join us for threesome - Hubby is straight. Happily married and very content in my life, yes you heard right, so why am I here, well Ive been married to a wonderful man for 20 years and we have a fantastic life, however you cannot replicate the excitement of meeting new...
Straight, sissy slut for hire for Dominant Males only. To use and abuse in My presence. Inbox your interest.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------What I'm looking for is. A true, loyal, honest. obedient slave. To serve Me. he Needs to have own transport and able to travel. Or even better. That live in Stoke. he/she should have their own chasity device. I am looking for someone who can treat Me like the goddess I...
ok not really good at this right a little bit about my self im married in a open relationship and looking for some no strings fun I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action never hurt anyone xx or did it :P anyway im not looking for anything serious but im also not looking for a one night stand im looking for a regular before you...
Caring.tactile 54 year old with wicked sense of humour....anything else just drop me a line... P.S...PLEASE NOTE I AM ONLY LOOKING TO MEET FEMALES...I HAVE A GREAT GUY WHO CATERS FOR ALL MY OTHER NEEDS... I CANNOT MEET DAYTIME DURING WEEK AS I WORK fULL TIME... PLEASE DO NOT ASK TO SEE PICS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PUSSY AND BOOBS...LOL... Thanks and happy hunting....xx P.S...IF YOU MAIL ME AND WANT...